"You're not Vi!-- I mean. Er. I'm Ted. Hi."

"Cute but...let's forget this ever happened, shall we? You're almost my kid's age and I got a reputation to maintain and all that"

"Probably won't be the last time I find you here."

"Whilst I'm sure you were great, you're not my fiancé and my favourite part was getting more than a few hours sleep."

"I can make you go back to sleep"

"I knew you weren't over me."

"Quite disappointing in all honesty. And now to go scourgify myself within an inch of my life..."

"Another staff party gone awry..."

"Ah. Well... That was an interesting turn of events"

"Is there a reason why this keeps happening? Could be worse, though."