go shawty, it's ya birthday [cat]

@caterinas ,

Cancel your plans. All of them. You're sick, you're staying in, whatever. I'm kidnapping you and I'm not leaving any ransom note because they aren't getting you back. So wear what's in the box, consider it the first of many birthday gifts, and I'll come pick you up at six. And if you're feeling frisky, consider wearing what's in the bag. Or maybe nothing at all *wink*

I'll see your sweet ass at six. Happy Birthday.