"Well, well. Knew it was a matter of time. Up for another?"

"Still got it."

"What the fuck did I put into my system last night. . "

"I... Right... Morning..."

"And you can just leave out that door over there before I wake up enough to accept this happened."

"I will never forgive myself for this horror. If you'll excuse me, I need to go re-evaluate my life choices."

"... this has been the worst thing i have ever woken up to ever. i'm gonna go take a million showers and hope you don't mention this for both of our sake."

". . .But seriously, this never happened, and will never again."

"Why is life so intent on doing this to me? Get out before I flay you. Somehow, this is your fault,
Chang. I just know it."

"Awe, you didn't really think I was staying, did you? It's not like I'll get anything worth a repeat performance out of you."