"eh. . .Shalom? Dio, at me ha bonita."

("Hi? God, you're so beautiful" in a bad mixture of Hebrew and Spanish)

"... No, I did not just wake up with either a Mudblood OR a woman, no. No. No. No one can know this. NO ONE."

"Jævla helvete.. really? Prove it."

"Aren't you a little young for me...?"

"I really do not enjoy this whole surprise business with finding strangers in my bed! Who are you? No I don't care- leave before I decide I'm truly hungry. Dogs are bad for the skin."

"Well... this is very new... for multiple reasons... I should go back home now..."

"Did George put you up to this!?"

"Erm... Yes, well we definitely shouldn't tell your brothers about this one..."

"After this cup."