Shag: @natasha , because. . .eh, why not. Interesting to try out the woman who brought her husband's Quidditch team out from under him
Marry: Draco Malfoy
Kill: @penelope , because she. . .doesn't have much to offer in terms of personal interest

SMK: @santiago , @valentina , @rubi

They are all so old...

Shag: @rubi--she seems the least likely to give me some disease.
Marry: @santiago--he cares about people in a real way that I appreciate.
Kill: @valentina--all that talent and she wastes it on gossip and toxicity. We don't need this in the world.

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SMK: Former characters of the month: @blake, @claire, Titania Galadriel Buchanan

Okay here goes:

Shag: Titania Galadriel Buchanan, why not, she's hot, she likes quidditch. I could go there once.
Marry: @blake - She's the youngest. Deciding factor right there.
Kill: @claire, I don't need any more sass in my life.

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Vampire Edition:

@bunny, @gwendolyn and @kestral

Shag: @kestral
Marry: @gwendolyn. without a doubt.
Kill: @bunny, sorry babe, blondes aren't really her type <3

Hot Healer Edition:
Dani Kopitar-Higgs, @emmaline, @eulalia

Shag: Dani Kopitar-Higgs - "Close one, since they're both old."
Marry: @eulalia - "Only one that isn't ancient."
Kill: @emmaline - "Just because she's the oldest."

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"Shaggable witches, according to me."

@vivien , @aveline , @elsa

Shag: @vivien, she's probably somewhat familiar with her
Marry: that leaves @aveline? well, you know what the say about passion. . .
Kill: @elsa, it's not you, it's just i don't know you. . .

people she knows:
Constance Leysa Mountbatten, @winona, @belinda

Shag: @belinda, anyone who takes care of little kids for a living has to be a giver in bed.
Marry: @winona, marrying a wrockstar's girlfriend is a poly I can get behind.
Kill: Constance Leysa Mountbatten, not trying to get with a purist, not even one that is ballerina flexible.

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So down to bang these ladies' other halves:
@liam, @duke, @louis

Shag: @duke - "Once is all you need for a wrockstar."
Marry: @liam - "Process of elimination -- and he's not too bad to look at."
Kill: @louis - "Too young to shag, and you couldn't pay me to marry an actor."

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The "I Don't Care, Picking Random People" Edition

@keegan, Jaxon Jameson Cole, @hiram

Shag: Jaxon Jameson Cole--everyone else has, might as well see what all the fuss is about.
Marry: @hiram--a man with a brain keeps things interesting
Kill: @keegan--too young and order leaning for my liking

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Kate and her best friends:
@kate, Draco Malfoy, @donna

Shag: Draco Malfoy - "He's easy on the eyes, who are we kidding."
Marry: @kate - "Obviously, she's goals."
Kill: @donna - "Sorry, Lady Donna!"

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Mountbattens: @philip, @ellanora, Constance Leysa Mountbatten