Shag: Constance Leysa Mountbatten "she's pretty, after all"
Marry: @ellanora "technically, older means more responsible, right? that's good, i'd need that. . "
Kill: @philip "not personal, i just haven't had the best luck with boys. . . "

their partners: Elliot Lochlan MacGuffin, Kallisto Ophelia Parkinson, @robert

"Okay, so...

Shag: Elliot Lochlan MacGuffin - Sorry, El...

Marry: Kallisto Ophelia Parkinson - Really Philip, you got the good one.

Kill: @robert - You know, I really do like you. And think you should go solo, but don't take Thea with you, Nika might kill you."

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To Amuse Myself - My Mom and Aunts Edition:

Athena Zara Finley, Issadora May Wentzell, @natasha

Shag: Athena Zara Finley "Honestly, I mean she looks like she likes certain things, which would definitely be fun"

Marry: Issadora May Wentzell "She looks the kindest"

Kill: @natasha "Just by process of elimination, though I'd really prefer not to"

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nice Healers who probably wouldn't hurt me if they found out?
@graham , Anthony Goldstein , @lassiter

Shag: @lassiter - "He's cute..."
Marry: @graham - "This means I get to shag him frequently, right?!
Kill: Anthony Goldstein - "I'm sorry... you were the last one"

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Mountbatten women

@anicka, Theodora Lillian Mountbatten, @ellanora

Shag: Theodora Lillian Mountbatten
Marry: @ellanora
Kill: @anicka

All are gorgeous, but a little scared of fire...and I think I'd be a good king.

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Last 3 who played:
@lyra, Zahava Yael Azoulay, @sabine

Shag: @lyra - "She was always alright."
Marry: @sabine - "She's not actually my cousin..."
Kill: Zahava Yael Azoulay - "Only because I don't know you."

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Coaches:

@wood, @lincoln, @corner

Shag: @corner - "You know, off the record... Wow."
Marry: @wood - "ImeanwhatIdidn'tsaythat."
Kill: @lincoln - "Sorry, the other two are just hot. But I didn't say that."

Girls He is Scared of:
- Cho Chang
- @olivia
- @lyla

Shag: @lyla - "She's legal right? Someone tell me she's legal."
Marry: Cho Chang - "Sometimes we crave adventure, right? Cho's full of adventure."
Kill: @olivia - "Sorry, shagged her daughter...."

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We might've done this before, but Golden Trio Ed:
@harry, Hermione Jean Potter, @ronald

Shag: Hermione Jean Potter
Marry: @ronald "can we really just leave it as shag, though? I don't like those types of relationships"
Kill: @harry -- heroes don't usually have long staying power, though again, no death would be a better preference.

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The Weird Sibs:
@dahlia , Wardwell Jameson Laveau , Petronilla Abigail Laveau

Shag: @dahlia, virgin definitely has to go with the only one who isn't an escort
Marry: Wardwell Jameson Laveau, voodoo would be cool to learn...and knowledge is something a marriage can be built on, yeah?
Kill: Petronilla Abigail Laveau, sorry, Ad's sure she is lovely.

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New {Old} Faces at the Ministry:

Rodolphus Azazel Lestrange, Kingsley Shacklebolt, @oralee