TO: @barclay

FROM: Sexy Witch

Like Sometimes.....I'll be hangry but for dick

JUNIER OF GS + ADOX

TO: Marguerite Izolda Devereux

FROM: Blondie

I'm not dating him for his personality. I'm dating him to steal his dog.

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TO: Axton Enzo Grey Dumbledore

FROM: SAF

Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.

JUNIER OF GS + ADOX

TO: @beatrice

FROM: SIS

I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".

JUNIER OF GS + ADOX

TO: Wardwell Jameson Laveau , @dahlia
(DIA-FREE IRRESPONSIBILITY CHAT)

FROM: pet

I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.

JUNIER OF GS + ADOX

TO: @vayda

FROM: URSULA

The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.

THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.

JUNIER OF GS + ADOX

TO: @afro

FROM: queen bitch

i'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.

JUNIER OF GS + ADOX

TO: @dahlia

FROM: Mr Sexy

Its dangerous to be horny at work Im going to stain my desk chair.

JUNIER OF GS + ADOX

TO: Axton Enzo Grey Dumbledore

FROM: APOLLINE

yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?

JUNIER OF GS + ADOX

TO: PRINCESS

FROM: GWEN

He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor

JUNIER OF GS + ADOX

TO: GWEN

FROM: ANIČKA

Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone?

JUNIER OF GS + ADOX

TO: PRINCESS

FROM: GWEN

Noooo he’s listed as free food #5

JUNIER OF GS + ADOX

TO: Kallisto Ophelia Parkinson

FROM: MICHAEL

A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night.

JUNIER OF GS + ADOX

TO: @aveline

FROM: BLOCKED NUMBER

You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.

JUNIER OF GS + ADOX

TO: @aveline

FROM:BLOCKED NUMBER

(BLOCKED NUMBER) I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent

(BLOCKED NUMBER) fuckk wrong person

(Aveline) . . .Who was that for? A girl scout?

JUNIER OF GS + ADOX

TO: @aveline

FROM: BLOCKED NUMBER

(BLOCKED NUMBER) There is definitely a hickey on my left nipple

(BLOCKED NUMBER) shit, wrong number

JUNIER OF GS + ADOX

TO: @belinda

FROM "wrong number" covers every text

my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening

JUNIER OF GS + ADOX

TO: @aveline

FROM: BLOCKED NUMBER

I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes

JUNIER OF GS + ADOX

TO: @aveline

FROM: BLOCKED NUMBER

I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one

JUNIER OF GS + ADOX

TO: @aveline

FROM: BLOCKED NUMBER

how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?

JUNIER OF GS + ADOX