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played by Steph
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Post by Marguerite Izolda Devereux on Feb 18, 2019 19:05:46 GMT -5
(608):
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
(651):
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'. |
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Apolline Margery A. Dumbledore
Homeschooled
70 posts
30 years old
Alchemist
Necromancer
Occultist
Co-Owner of Hog's Head
Nuremberg Hochschule für dunkle Künste Alum
Specialty Career
played by Morgan
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Post by Apolline Margery A. Dumbledore on Feb 18, 2019 23:35:13 GMT -5
TO: @kate (510):
he said he didn't have a condom.
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and you said?
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that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that. |
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Dani Kopitar-Higgs
Slytherin
45 posts
40 years old
Head Healer for the Janus Thickey Ward
Psychiatrist
Owner of Monzirje Manticores
Owner of The London Dueling and Social Club
Psychologist
Maastricht University and Cambridge School of Clinical Medicine Alum
Death Eater
played by Jade
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Post by Dani Kopitar-Higgs on Feb 19, 2019 0:56:15 GMT -5
FROM: Dani Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow. JUNIER OF GS + ADOX...four hours later.... TO: Fee FROM: Dani Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now |
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played by Quinn
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Post by Theodora Lillian Mountbatten on Feb 20, 2019 8:46:15 GMT -5
TO: @philip FROM: THEA How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night?  |
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played by Steph
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Post by Cassandra Leah Stone on Feb 20, 2019 10:51:48 GMT -5
TO: @spiderman FROM: CASS When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2019 15:11:59 GMT -5
TO: @caleb FROM: Lyra Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2019 18:03:55 GMT -5
TO: @duke FROM: WIN I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked" TO: solid schedz bring all the gays to the yard FROM: queen wake & bake I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan. |
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Jaxon Jameson Cole
Hufflepuff
132 posts
29 years old
Seeker and Captain for Puddlemere United
Seeker and Captain for the English National Team
Werewolf
Quidditch
played by Jade.
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Post by Jaxon Jameson Cole on Feb 20, 2019 20:05:25 GMT -5
TO: @natasha FROM: Jaxon I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels. |
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played by Morgan
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Post by Finn Elliot Harlow on Feb 21, 2019 0:30:17 GMT -5
TO: @aurora got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2019 13:53:42 GMT -5
TO: @caerus FROM: LJ Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right? |
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