TO: @ingrid

FROM: ELSA

(859):
How's the party?

(1-859):
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.

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TO: @lassiter

FROM: Zahava

My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because it's saturday and I have nothing else planned

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TO: @isolde

FROM: Roma Avery Warrington

I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.

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TO: @miriam

FROM: Kel

So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?

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TO: @miriam

FROM: Kel

No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.

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@fluffyhades , @erebos , @dionysus , Demeter Keola Hitchens ,
@zephyrus , @calypso

TO: FOOD FIGHT 2K19

FROM: LOVE IS FAKE

he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.

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TO: @clio (hellbeast)

FROM: satan incarnate, the demon of slytherin

I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.

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TO: @clio (WEAK ARMED BITCH)

FROM: satan incarnate, the demon of slytherin

Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.

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TO: @guinevere

FROM: @rose

My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.

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TO: @erebos

FROM: White Stevie Wonder

I just had my mum give me advice about how and where to store my lube in the shower. It was Super Awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play.

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TO: Theodora Lillian Mountbatten

FROM: Constance Leysa Mountbatten

If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.

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TO: @alek

FROM: Ophelia

so we decided to fuck for our own health

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TO: @afro

FROM: @kian

(267):

You were sober bartending last night right?

(901):

Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly

(267):

Romantic

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TO: @asher

FROM: @kian

(408):
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.

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